Pokemon Ghost
hyper-realistic human holograms of virtual citizens. You can only interact with them through your phone.
News outlets should put the DATE in the headline to prevent zombie sharing.
Netpoetry #10
Relax. Give yourself a $500 neck massage. You are worth it.
Netpoetry #9
Welcome to the Internet. You will now be enslaved within the comfort of your own mind.
Netpoetry #8
They could not have known, at the time, that their son would become such an important Facebooker.
Netpoetry #7
Congratulations! You now belong to the league of people who have read the words twerk and soliloquy in one sentence.
Netpoetry #4
He: I'm very eclectic; She: Did you just say black chick?
netpoetry #3
My French boyfriend cheated on me. What does that mean for our relationship? Cull the sack.
Shakespeare on sex
There is more between foreplay and orgasm, Fellatio, Than is dreamt of in your philosophy.
Just Make It Sacred
Why do you eat vegetables? I admire the fact that you're conscious of your diet, and of the ecological footprint that is minimal for locally grown seasonal vegetables, and there is no animal suffering... - Because it's cheap. Oh. And why do you live here? You are really living the emerging culture of sharing when ...