For maggots, happiness is just around the coroner
Disclaimer for my new book: Don't read while driving, operating heavy machinery or when you suffer from incontinence.
How a slew of privileges earned me a Basic Income
I don't think it's because I am white. My online clients don't always see my profile photos and my first name, Kamiel, doesn't radiate whiteness unequivocally, while my inofficial surname, Choi (최) is unambiguously Korean. Though the name might play a role, I am sure there are other factors. I was once given two academic ...
The obsession with equality, forged in the boredom of the post-war world order, has spawned concepts like
To drink or not to drink
Counselor: "You should go to AA for your own sake." Japanese alcoholic: "You bet I will."
Trump threw me in prison!
hyper-realistic human holograms of virtual citizens. You can only interact with them through your phone.
Give her a break, her first boyfriend was an AI
News outlets should put the DATE in the headline to prevent zombie sharing.
Relax. Give yourself a $500 neck massage. You are worth it.
Welcome to the Internet. You will now be enslaved within the comfort of your own mind.
They could not have known, at the time, that their son would become such an important Facebooker.
Congratulations! You now belong to the league of people who have read the words twerk and soliloquy in one sentence.
Trump vs. Sanders
transparency, scrutiny, oxymoron, prescient, rationality, tenacity, volubility, voluptuous, xenophilia, magnanimous, neologism, unfeigned, grandiloquent, probability, serendipity, Galilei, edifice, credibility, beatification, metonymy, arduous, heterological
He: I'm very eclectic; She: Did you just say black chick?
the day I found out that god didn't exist was like any other day I was eating the apple during school break observed by the boys that would steal my glasses I could not imagine back then that the laughing you hear when you watch tv isn't real
My French boyfriend cheated on me. What does that mean for our relationship? Cull the sack.
The Cat Who Killed Curiosity
Imagine the following scenario. A person who has noticed that the president's hair has turned grey posts on social media that she suggests he should dye it. Having grown up in a very poor neighbourhood she had not been able to finish school, so she confused orthographical acuity with onomatopoeic precision and spelled it thus: ...