For maggots, happiness is just around the coroner
Disclaimer
Disclaimer for my new book: Don't read while driving, operating heavy machinery or when you suffer from incontinence.
Pokemon Ghost
hyper-realistic human holograms of virtual citizens. You can only interact with them through your phone.
News outlets should put the DATE in the headline to prevent zombie sharing.
Netpoetry #10
Relax. Give yourself a $500 neck massage. You are worth it.
Netpoetry #9
Welcome to the Internet. You will now be enslaved within the comfort of your own mind.
Netpoetry #8
They could not have known, at the time, that their son would become such an important Facebooker.
Netpoetry #7
Congratulations! You now belong to the league of people who have read the words twerk and soliloquy in one sentence.
Netpoetry #4
He: I'm very eclectic; She: Did you just say black chick?
netpoetry #3
My French boyfriend cheated on me. What does that mean for our relationship? Cull the sack.