Social media - Jackalls and hypes?
Perform your bullshit jobs on music and a 30 minutes task becomes just too short for a Mozart sonata
Give her a break, her first boyfriend was an AI
News outlets should put the DATE in the headline to prevent zombie sharing.
Authoritarian upbringing: If you misbehave, you don't get any food. Modern parenting: If you misbehave, your food won't taste good.
Civilization is the ability to believe in a justification for our cruelty.
Relax. Give yourself a $500 neck massage. You are worth it.
Welcome to the Internet. You will now be enslaved within the comfort of your own mind.
They could not have known, at the time, that their son would become such an important Facebooker.
Congratulations! You now belong to the league of people who have read the words twerk and soliloquy in one sentence.