Netpoetry #11
Perform your bullshit jobs on music and a 30 minutes task becomes just too short for a Mozart sonata
News outlets should put the DATE in the headline to prevent zombie sharing.
Upbringing
Authoritarian upbringing: If you misbehave, you don't get any food. Modern parenting: If you misbehave, your food won't taste good.
Civilization is the ability to believe in a justification for our cruelty.
It doesn't matter much if we have hope now. Will we have hope when a majority of people are literally dying to improve our ...
Netpoetry #10
Relax. Give yourself a $500 neck massage. You are worth it.
Netpoetry #9
Welcome to the Internet. You will now be enslaved within the comfort of your own mind.
Netpoetry #8
They could not have known, at the time, that their son would become such an important Facebooker.
Netpoetry #7
Congratulations! You now belong to the league of people who have read the words twerk and soliloquy in one sentence.