Allahu Akbar
I wouldn’t go that far
I wouldn’t blow myself Up
To be a member of the club
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And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh –
Friedrich Nietzsche
== BREAKING NEWS ==
Currently, there is a new virus outbreak originating in the United States. The scientific name of the virus is MOFO45. Precautions include: being nice to each other, reading books, and in severe cases applying a WHO-approved mouthwash.
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There are more things between foreplay and orgasm, fellatio, than dreamt of in your philosophies.
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Don’t ask what Putin can do for you, ask what you can do for Putin – D. Trump
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