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Impeached

19 December, 2019

impeachment, Maurizio Cattelan, tape, Trump

Laughs

Exodus 41

And Moses sayeth unto the LORD I implore you my LORD, could you give me a glass of water? The LORD, comfortably seated was holding in His hand a celestial glass of water. But His heart was capricious and on that day, He did not feel like charity, nor did the thought cross His mind ...

15 December, 2019

Bible, God, LORD, water

Laughs

There are more things between foreplay and orgasm, fellatio, than dreamt of in your philosophies.

Don’t ask what Putin can do for you, ask what you can do for Putin – D. Trump

A good laugh

Trompsky #4

Welcome back professor Trompsky, how was your month, I think it has been a month since we have seen each other? - How was yours? [chuckles and murmurs] To be honest with you, sir, it has been terrible. I was terrified by all the suspicious packages addressed to the president's opponents, the horrendous rhetoric of ...

13 November, 2018

Bolsonaro, Chomsky, elections, packages, parody, Trump

Activism, Laughs

Professor Trompsky #3

Professor Trompsky, welcome. I guess you are a regular on our show now. - Yes you could say that [chuckles] Just before this interview, you said you had a mediocre ephiphany. Care to elaborate? - Yes. Consider thissimple question. Would you increase your happiness at the cost of another's happiness? I guess not. - But isn't ...

6 November, 2018

Activism, Laughs

Professor Trompsky #2

Welcome back professor Trompsky, glad you took your time to talk about the controversial Supreme Court nomination of Brett Kavanaugh. - Thank you. These are very serious matters yes. I think he is the least capable person in America today to become a Supreme Court Justice. Every which way you look at it, this nomination ...

2 October, 2018

Chomsky, Kavanaugh, Trompsky, Trump

Activism, Laughs

DARK HUMOR

How many Catholic priests does it take to change a lightbulb? . . . . . .

6 September, 2018

Laughs

Professor Trompsky #1

Professor Trompsky, welcome to our studio. At 87, do you have any plans for retirement? Listen, the burden of the world rests on my shoulders. I can't just give up because the fragility that is slowly but certainly shutting down my body. My responsibilities are grand, and with grandure I shall go to the grave. Can ...

3 September, 2018

Activism, Laughs, The good life

This image got me BANNED from Facebook

Last month I posted the above image as a commentary on a Facebook post. The image is a caricature of a campaign poster in the Dutch city of Rotterdam, on which a veiled Muslim woman and a Jew are kissing in front of the iconic Erasmus bridge. I greatly dislike the puritanical culture that Facebook imposes ...

28 August, 2018

anulingus, ban, facebook, image, innocent, puritans, rimming, satire

Activism, Laughs

Laughing with Miru

There is nothing like humor to discover the signature of a human mind. Tell me what you find funny, and I will tell you who you are. Okay, I may not be able to fathom the trenches of your soul, but I'm pretty sure I'll have some sense of your political leaning, your raw intelligence ...

13 August, 2018

children, development, humor, laughing

Laughs, Miru

Evolutionary consolation

[Mommy puts son to bed] Mommy, I'm so afraid. - Why, darling? Do you think I have bad genes? - Why do you think that? Girls don't want to talk with me. - But you got your genes from mommy and daddy. So? - Mommy and daddy talked to each other. Did you? - Yes. ...

23 July, 2018

evolution, family, genes, joke

Laughs, The good life

Silly Bumper Sticker

15 July, 2018

dogma, karma

Laughs

57 ways how I grew my blog exponentially and you won’t believe what happens next

From September 2017 until May 2018 the number of views per month increased exponentially. I posted every day: essays, poems, reviews, aphorisms, jokes, short stories, meditations. Yes, I am living the dream. I really do writing every single sentence. But this month my stats look like I'm not going to surpass last month. I am ...

27 June, 2018

article, blog, blogging, exponential, fun, optimal, optimize, search engine, SEO, share, sharing, spoof, stats, viewers, visitors

Laughs, The good life

The devil writes my business plan He’s into details and a persuasive man Brilliant in math i make him cfo if i can I wonder tough how he got his tan

7 June, 2018

devil

Laughs, Philosophy

Morning Routine

I have the best morning routine. It's an exceptional morning routine. It's quick and new and 'smart'. You do this morning routine, it will blow people out of the water. They'll never see it coming! It's the number one routine. The absolute best. There is a healthy brain guru named Jim Kwik who is peddling ...

13 April, 2018

brain, Jim Kwik, memory, morning routine

Essays, Laughs

Silly Poem

"Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee, What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?" - Spike Milligan

Reading: White Comedy by Benjamin Zephaniah

Benjamin Zephaniah (b. 1958) is a British-Jamaican poet who has considerable influence in contemporary poetry. He was born in Birmingham to a Barbadian father and Jamaican mother. As a child, he developed dyslexia and was imprisoned for burglary. He is also the author of novels for teenagers and a notable animal rights activist. He refused ...

5 March, 2018

anthology, Benjamin Zephaniah, Jamaica, racism, rasta

Laughs, Poetry

Aristotle and death

Death is the end, yet not the purpose of life, Aristotle said. But when you die it has to be done right the first time. The way you die will say a lot about your life. But doing something right implies purpose. What did Aristotle say about this?

2 March, 2018

Aristotle, death

Laughs, Philosophy

porn is the betrayed idyll that came looking for itself

I fell in love three times

A few months ago, in a period of soul-searching that can happen to the best of us, I fell in love three times. I try to be a faithful poetic observer and report to you how exactly that happened. My first amorous encounter was with Cuban superstar Camilla Cabelo, chiefly because of her aphrodisiacal voice ...

24 February, 2018

Laughs

Most obscure poet

I google "most obscure poet" and I find poets whose obscurity has become a brand A certain mr. Puce from a town named Truth and Consequences was engaged in wordplay A lady wrote three poems a day by the time when she was eighty the boxes had reached the ceiling Meanwhile, a child knows obscurity ...

5 February, 2018

fame, obscure, poet

Laughs, Poetry