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And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh –
Friedrich Nietzsche

Woodworking

My husband is obsessed with woodworking, now he doesn’t have time for me. I think he’s filing for divorce.

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Philosophy is a profession

“Everybody is a philosopher in their own way.”

Everybody is an artist in their own way.
Everybody is a doctor in their own way.
Everybody is a lawyer in their own way.
Everybody is a pilot in their own way.
Go fuck yourself in your own way.

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Allahu Akbar
I wouldn’t go that far
I wouldn’t blow myself Up
To be a member of the club

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== BREAKING NEWS ==

Currently, there is a new virus outbreak originating in the United States. The scientific name of the virus is MOFO45. Precautions include: being nice to each other, reading books, and in severe cases applying a WHO-approved mouthwash.

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There are more things between foreplay and orgasm, fellatio, than dreamt of in your philosophies.

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Don’t ask what Putin can do for you, ask what you can do for Putin – D. Trump

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