“Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I’ll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?” – Spike Milligan
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And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh –
Friedrich Nietzsche
Silly Poem
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porn is the betrayed idyll
that came looking for itself
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We say to ‘rise’ to fame and to ‘fall’ in love. Correction. We fall in fame and we rise to love.
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The venerated veal reared to reveal a real venereal ordeal.
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A poet is a lazy philosopher – K. Choi, lazy poet
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Phallacy
Phallacy (m) – A fallacy caused by phallogocentric contemplation, or, in colloquial terms, thinking with one’s dick
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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life — Terry Pratchett
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Well, if it’s a choice between my personal interest and the good of my country, how can I waver? No one shall say Ninotchka was a bad Russian. – Ernst Lubitsch, Ninotchka
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For maggots, happiness is just around the coroner
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