Well, if it’s a choice between my personal interest and the good of my country, how can I waver? No one shall say Ninotchka was a bad Russian. – Ernst Lubitsch, Ninotchka
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And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh –
Friedrich Nietzsche
For maggots, happiness is just around the coroner
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Disclaimer
Disclaimer for my new book: Don’t read while driving, operating heavy machinery or when you suffer from incontinence.
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To drink or not to drink
Counselor: “You should go to AA for your own sake.”
Japanese alcoholic: “You bet I will.”
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Pokemon Ghost
hyper-realistic human holograms of virtual citizens. You can only interact with them through your phone.
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News outlets should put the DATE in the headline to prevent zombie sharing.
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Netpoetry #9
Welcome to the Internet. You will now be enslaved within the comfort of your own mind.
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Netpoetry #8
They could not have known, at the time, that their son would become such an important Facebooker.
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Netpoetry #7
Congratulations! You now belong to the league of people who have read the words twerk and soliloquy in one sentence.
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netpoetry #3
My French boyfriend cheated on me. What does that mean for our relationship? Cull the sack.
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