Counselor: “You should go to AA for your own sake.”
Japanese alcoholic: “You bet I will.”
Prose
Narrative writings: essays, reviews, polemics, short stories, etc
To drink or not to drink
Laughs
The authentic liar
Charisma 2.0 is the ability to lie all the time and look more authentic because of it. #happyinaugurationday
Activism
Pokemon Ghost
hyper-realistic human holograms of virtual citizens. You can only interact with them through your phone.
Laughs
9/11
Blowing up two towers to justify spending billions on military contractors is easier than blowing up two bridges to justify spending billions on infrastructure contractors.
Activism
News outlets should put the DATE in the headline to prevent zombie sharing.
Laughs
Upbringing
Authoritarian upbringing: If you misbehave, you don’t get any food.
Modern parenting: If you misbehave, your food won’t taste good.
Activism
Civilization is the ability to believe in a justification for our cruelty.
Activism
It doesn’t matter much if we have hope now. Will we have hope when a majority of people are literally dying to improve our lot?
Activism