Sarcastic rhyme about gun control – do not read

For the next school shooting – may God prevent it – for all those cynical left wingnuts out there who still don’t think that when guns evolve as a solution, one should also invent the problems it can solve, here’s a distasteful song that you may reprint for free.

If you are personally affected by the recent tragedy in any way, I strongly urge you to stop reading. If, however, you haven’t made up your mind yet about gun control, and you don’t know in which drawer to put your sarcasm, this rhyme wants to shake you.

you better watch out,
you better go run
he comes after you
and he’s got a gun
 
he’s armed like a trooper
and he bought it all on line
freedom is super dooper
now doesn’t that feel fine
 
ho!
 
you better watch out,
you better go run
he comes after you
and he’s got a gun
 
he wields his AR fifteen
what a work of art
and points it at a pre-teen
the censor took out this part
 
Second Amendmen shooting your town
Second Amendmen shooting your town
Second Amendmen shooting – your town
 
you better watch out
you better go run
he comes after you
and he’s got a gun
 
A Bushmaster two two three
and an AK forty-seven
the targets of his shooting spree
they never turned eleven
 
ho!
 
you better watch out
you better go run
he comes after you
and he’s got a gun
 
Rudolf’s throwing grenates
he’s the reindeer in the room
he’s after all your classmates
and he’s gonna make the place go “boom”
 
Second Amendmen shooting your town
Second Amendmen shooting your town
Second Amendmen shooting – your town
 
you better watch out
you better go run
he comes after you
and he’s got a gun
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I strongly hope we will never experience another massacre again, and that governments around the world will find the courage and wisdom to prevent them in 2013 and all the years to come.

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